Free Ranging House Chicken?

So I read an article yesterday about the growth of 'Free Ranging House Chickens' These chickens are free rooming in your home. At night they are placed in a baby crib or portable dog kennel. The chicken I saw had it's toe nails painted pink, wore a little diaper tied in a pretty bow on her back. (said you had to change her diaper 2-3 times a day or more if it got droopy )(LOL).. And if really droopy you probably had a gift of an egg...(woo hoo).. hahahahaha.. Oh well, it got me thinking what my free ranging chicken would be wearing... What would your free range house chicken look like? Hmmm